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RICHARD CHEESE
On 29 April 2011, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against
The Machine will be performing at the royal wedding reception
for Prince William and Kate Middleton at Buckingham Palace in
England!
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Attention U.K. Cheese Fans!
Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine are performing ONE CONCERT in LONDON on Wednesday July 6, 2011 at The London Forum.
Complete info is at http://tickets.richardcheese.com .
Since we're from "The States," we are seeking some help from our fans in London. Please email us if you can help us with anything on the list below.
Thanks for your support, we'll see you in England!
--RC
1) Drumkit - Hey, we need someone to loan us a drumkit for the show! Please see our specs on the SHOWS+BOOKING page at www.richardcheese.com, and let us know if you can provide what we need. You'll need to deliver it to the venue by 12noon, and pick it up after the show around midnight. We can't pay you any money, but we'll give you four free tickets to the show and Dick will makeout with your girlfriend(s) while you're setting up the kit. Blimey!
2) Keyboard - Same deal. Gotta be 88-keys, high-quality piano-action keyboard. And no Kurzweils, mates! Please see the specs on our "HIRE THE BAND" page at www.richardcheese.com . You need to deliver it to us by 12noon and pick it up around 11PM after the show. If you get us a good keyboard, we'll get you four free tickets to the show! Email us at lounge@richardcheese.com
3) Hotel Rooms - Can you help us get five non-smoking rooms at a nice London 4-Star hotel near the venue? It's got to be clean, safe, and quiet, because Richard needs his beauty sleep. We don't expect you to give us free rooms, but a discount would be fantastic. The cheaper the rooms, the more drinks Dick will buy for you at the show! Don't offer us your couch or your spare bedroom or your mum's flat. Hotel only! If you get us a good deal, we'll get you four free tickets to the show! Email us at lounge@richardcheese.com
4) BBC - Do you know someone in charge at the BBC who will put us on TV or the radio? Well, you need to call your BBC friend and tell him/her to email us at lounge@richardcheese.com . Serious inquires only please!
5) Museums - Can you get the band free tickets to the British Museum, or the RAF Museum, or some other cool artsy places? Email us at lounge@richardcheese.com6) Monarchy - Can you get us in to see the Queen or some other royal shit? Maybe get us backstage at Big Ben? Can you get Shakespeare to show up to our gig? Email us at lounge@richardcheese.com
If you can provide a specific solution to any of these questions, please send a detailed email to lounge@richardcheese.com . While we appreciate suggestions and advice, what we really need is ACTION. So, please don't email us and say, "Why don't you play at the Reading Festival?" "Or why don't you try calling the British Consulate?" That doesn't help us. Instead, we need YOU to call your UNCLE who sits in PARLIAMENT and have him PULL SOME STRINGS so we can get a FUCKING HARRIER JET to fly us around STONEHENGE! Work it!
If you help us, we'll give you free tickets, CDs, T-shirts, and/or drinks. So, thanks in advance for your kind support and assistance, and if everything works out okay, we'll see you soon!
Cheers,
RC
NOTE: THIS
LONDON SHOW WILL BE RICHARD CHEESE'S ONLY APPEARANCE IN THE U.K. IN 2011!
Sorry, we are unable to book any more public
concerts in Europe on this trip, please don't ask.
If you want to hire Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine for a private
party, wedding, or corporate event, please visit the "HIRE THE BAND" page at
www.richardcheese.com
